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Eli tänne voisi laitella omia suosikkilainauksiaan elokuvista. Mielellään liitetään mukaan myös elokuvan nimi, josta lainaus on, ellei sitten halua mukaan pientä arvausleikkiä.
Eilen katselin taas Beautiful mindin joten aloitan lainaamalla John Nashia;
Lainaus:
" I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. "
Ko. elokuvasta löytyy useampiakin hauskoja lausahduksia mutta tuo on oma suosikki
Ja Boondock saintsin Roccon sanavarastoa;
Lainaus:
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Fuck!
Edit. Meneekö liian laajaksi, jos lisätään myös sarjalainaukset tähän?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
Cord: How long have you been blind? Blind Man: How long have you been blind? Cord: I'm not blind. Blind Man: Am I? Cord: Do you answer every question with a question? Blind Man: Do you question every answer? Cord: Aww, talking to you is like talking to a wall. Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened. Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha? Blind Man: (chuckles) No. Only to the wall.
One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
Lainaus:
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"
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When masturbation's lost its fun...you're fucking breaking....
YK miitissä tapahtunutta: Siis kyllä ne keskenään pälättivät tietokoneista, ennenkuin poskiholisti meni piristämään keskustelua. Mulle jossain vaiheessa annettiin ymmärtää, "tää on IT-foorumi, mitä vittua sä teet täällä"
Lainaus:
Alkuperäinen kirjoittaja Tege
No kiitos näiden vitun jonnejen ketkä eivät osaa muuta tehdä kun levittää sitä paskaa kun eivät ole onnistuneet elämässä paskan vertaakaan. Vetäisin jokaista turpaan jos näyttävät vaan naamansa.
Daniel Plainview: "I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people."
Daniel Plainview: "I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Henry... to have you here gives me a second breath. I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people."
There Will Be Blood
Lainaus:
Willard: "Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle."
Willard: "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."
Kilgore: "Smell that? You smell that?"
Lance: "What?"
Kilgore: "Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that."
Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like"
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: "victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
Apocalypse Now
Lainaus:
Mongol General: "Conan! What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Conan The Barbarian
Lainaus:
Ash: "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
Ash: "Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Clatto... Verata... N- [coughs]
[pause] Okay... that's it!"
Army Of Darkness
Lainaus:
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir."
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"
Full Metal Jacket
Lainaus:
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"
The Dude: "Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
The Big Lebowski
Lainaus:
Jack Torrance: "Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in."
The Shining
Lainaus:
Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] "Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!"
Harry: [to wife] "You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"
Aliens. Melkein kaikki mitä Bill Paxtonin Hudson sanoo:
Lainaus:
Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Lainaus:
Hudson: Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Lainaus:
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
Keaton: I'm a businessman now.
Interrogation cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.
Ei ne sanat, vaan se konteksti.
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Why fill your pockets with gold, when you can fill hearts with conviction?
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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Lainaus:
Alkuperäinen kirjoittaja evoluutio
Sulla onkin asennevamma mua kohtaan. Se taas on sun ongelma. Kannattaa joskus oikeasti miettiä toisten sanomisia vaikka olisit täysin eri mieltä ja sappinesteet nousis ylös.
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
KG: Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
Viimeinen muokkaaja Keijo Palikka; 20.02.12 16:16.
Toisen sotilashenkilön klassikkolausahdus toisesta Kubrick-leffasta:
He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Kirjoittaja kärsii kverulatorisesta paranoiasta.
Spartacus sarjasta: A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut.
Koko sarja täynnä hienoja dialogeja
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Lainaus:
Alkuperäinen kirjoittaja NotchJohnson
Juuh sama luuserikaveri. Viimesillä hetkillään sano että "saat mun mikrobitti tilauksen" En kehdannut kieltäytyä joten kiitin ja työnsin puukon syvemmälle.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
19.02.12, 22:13
